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I'm an overly analytical nitpicky virgo with the odd creative moment, which means I have a tendency to move an object back and forth three centimeters until it is absolutely. friggin. perfect. I will stand and stare and contort my face as I look at a display valance long after I should have gone home, promise myself I'm done with the setup of a fixture and then go back on that promise five more times before giving up. I occasionally growl at tissue paper. Just don't ask to see how much of a slob I am at home. It's sad (but purdy under all the mess).

By day I manage a card and gift shop for the large American company that isn't Hallmark. By night I'm a financial rodent on the wheel that keeps Canadian finance going. On the weekends, I play cheap interior designer for bored housewives who want a new look in the bedroom. I live with my cat in a large-ish redneck Canadian city, which translates to strictly middle-of-the-road for size and redneckness in a US city.

My hair is hobbity and my nose is almost non existent. Beautiful colours can make me cry. I'll listen to the same song on repeat for five hours if I'm working on a part of a drawing and the music fits. I hate reality TV, but right now two of the three shows I make an effort to watch would fall into that category. If you need someone to: tell you about the workings of goose down, perfectly wrap a present, visually analyze a room or a composition using the latest in bullshit design analysis terms, misread the time, show you pictures of a cat sprawled out on his back and covered in styrofoam bits, organize your stockroom, sort through a pile of utility bills at lightning speed, set up a display bed for a Subway commercial, or balance 12 bags of groceries on the bus - I'm your woman. If you want someone to cook you an amazing kickass mouthwatering dinner... Run far, far away.

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